You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You had me at "let me see your balls"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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