im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
where are you?
Hypothermia
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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