I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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