She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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