But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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