all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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