I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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