ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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