guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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