I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's shark week go big or go home
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
