I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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