dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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