hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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