Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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