Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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