How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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