You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
