Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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