...so i touched it.
i barfeds in our rink
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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