She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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