Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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