who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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