yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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