Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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