David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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