After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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