Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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