YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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