my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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