I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
