i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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