He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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