so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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