Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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