It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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