stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
