I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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