your thong is hanging out like whoa
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
