do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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