I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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