Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
A+ Viking dick
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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