Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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