I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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