I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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