My room smells like vodka and shame
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it hurts more in the daytime
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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