im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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