I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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