She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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