and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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