well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
