What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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