oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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