Me. At least after what I've been through.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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