At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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