So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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